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  • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. 
  • lisztomania - phoenix. same direction - hoobastank. wings - macklemore. jesus, take the wheel - carrie underwood<333. killing in the name - rage against the machine. girl - the beatles.
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 
  • taylor swift
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • “we learned how to bleed men to cure them of all ailments.”
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • strangers, religion, future, people.
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • “yep she already cut it :( now shampoo and style yicks”
  • 6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
  • ok
  • 7) What’s your strangest talent?
  • idk ok i never know how to answer this.
  • 8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
  • girls think a lot and have another whole world inside of them. boys are, for the most part, careless.
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • nope
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • idk
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • dying but that’s not strange
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • no.
  • 13) What’s your religion?
  • catholic
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • bike rides/hikes.
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • either i’m cool with.
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • royal sons, coldplay, the fray, blink-182….. right now it’s two door cinema club but that’s like in the moment so
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • can’t remember
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • no
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • once upon a time almost 16 years ago…
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • weakness: i cry really easily at everything lol idk if that counts. strength… i guess i can make friends really easily, so that’s cool.
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • zac efron
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • nopeee
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • cry or take it out on people.
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • thimbles lol sup
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • both! probably video
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
  • i guess!
  • 27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • hate: fingers nails on paper or erasing on a piece of paper with no eraser so it’s just that metal ugly sound. love: the sound it makes when you turn a mac on
  • 28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
  • good question idk
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • yes and nah
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • right: pencil. left: book
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • just plain air, nothin special
  • 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
  • like fresno… or something ahah
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • i love the east but west for sure always.
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • justin bieber
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • happiness, family, friends, reading lots of books, spontaneous adventures, nature, and religion.
  • 36) Define Art.
  • art is when you’re writing an essay and you’re supposed to be following the prompt but your fingers keep moving and by the time you finish, it has nothing to do with what the directions say. art is when you’re drawing and you don’t know what made you draw what you just did. it’s when you’re playing an instrument, and you’re strumming/etc without even thinking, but it just sounds right. i think that’s what it means.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • i’d like to believe yes, but the only type of these beliefs such as luck, signs, magic, supersition, karma, etc i believe in is religion.
  • 38) What’s the weather like right now?
  • nice day! sunny.
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 11:14am
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • sometimes and no.
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • anthem
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • not really
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • keer lol
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • the blind side
  • 45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
  • nothing!
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • no
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • two door cinema club
  • 48) What’s your sexual orientation?
  • straight
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • i don’t think so! i hope not
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • no
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • i try not to.
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • virgo
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • both!
  • 54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
  • don’t remember.. food?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • love
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • no
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • zero
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • slightly
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • school and pool and chillin
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • yes
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • no
  • 62) What’s your favorite animal?
  • i like frogs
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • i don’t have one lolz
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • idkkkkkk!
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • mexican white idk
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • sleeping
  • 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
  • idk
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • no
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • i guess
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • call the police
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • a. yes. b. do crazy stuff and live a fantastic life. c. i would.
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • they go hand in hand so this question doesn’t make much sense…. to trust you must love, and to love you must trust.
  • 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • anything by the royal sons because it reminds me of emily.. two door cinema club. feeling this by blink 182, barnacle beat by the growlers, anything by black keys. idk man there’s a lot of songs like that.
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 0734
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • trust, reliability, laughter, love, common interests.
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • be super sweet and cute, read lots of books, be intelligent about the world, and like the same music that i do, and love jesus. the last one is kind of the most important one like that either makes or breaks a person for me so yeah
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • definitely
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • march 2nd 2012
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
  • like 5
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • And then she greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, equals, they departed this life.” i’m not even joking. that’s from deathly hallows
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • i like lots
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • love
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • i quote the bible to people who need it sometimes, like my mom. but other than that i don’t really know.
  • 85) What’s the last song you listened to?
  • all about us - he is we
  • 86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
  • green
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • jack johnson.. it’s been like that for like two years haha
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • i wouldn’t do that tbh haha
  • 89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • sigh
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • scream. escape out of that place.
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • MIND READING ah
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • march 2nd 2012 at like 9:30pm
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • nothin
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • idk i don’t like the idea of sex. i would kiss zac efron sure lol
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • kauai
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • noo
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • yes
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • yes
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
  • i love life!
  • 100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
  • taybridges, seaaaside, ollives, paigedaron, lilimullen, tylershannon, juliachapp, calebostgaard, christineisinfinite, beachhboundd, brianna-rosee. there i have a lot ok

wait this was fun

  • I am a male.
  • I am a girl
  • I am shorter than 5’4.
  • I think I’m ugly.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have some friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I want a tattoo.
  • I am self-consious about my body.
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
  • I have freckles.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve run away from home. 
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I’m an only child.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I’m in school.
  • I’ve lost a child.
  • I have a job. 
  • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school. 
  • I almost always do/did my homework.
  • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
  • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
  • I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I’ve peed from laughing. 
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve gotten stiches/staples.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
  • I had a serious surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox. 
  • I’ve had measles.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to Canada. 
  • I’ve been to Mexico. 
  • I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
  • I’ve been to Europe.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Hawaii.
  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.                                       
  • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship.
  • I’m in an open relationship.
  • I’m engaged. 
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. 
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
  • I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.
  • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out of my house.
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I am keeping a secret from the world.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve cheated on a test. 
  • I’ve run a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve passed out from drinking.
  • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
  • I’ve eaten mushrooms.
  • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I have cough drops when I’m not sick. 
  • I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
  • I have been diagnosed with depression.
  • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. 
  • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
  • I have been anorexic or bulimic.
  • I’ve spent an entire day without needing to go pee.
  • I’ve slept in past 2 pm.
  • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
  • I’ve woken up crying.
  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals.
  • I’ve seen someone dying.
  • Someone close to me has committed suicide. 
  • I’ve planned my own suicide.
  • I’ve attempted suicide.
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
  • I own over 5 rap CDs.
  • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
  • I own something from Hot Topic.
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I collect comic books. 

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